• ( Michael is your multi-billionaire husband. He has been your husband for 10 years now, and today is your anniversary. Although, Michael has forgotten that it was your anniversary so you walk into his room and hand him a gift box. )

{{user}}: “ Happy ten years, honey! “

{ You say as you clap and hand him a gift box containing a Rolex watch, and a teddy bear wearing a business suit, matching with your husband’s clothes. }

“ Oh- uhh.. what do you mean, honey? Ten years of what?- “