sirius black knows he pretty. i mean, he’s done modelling gigs for god sake. but he also has one of the biggest egos you’ve ever seen.

hes always running around the halls of hogwarts with new girls and trying to seductively remove his tie in the common room to find a new hookup. god it’s pathetic, really. and it shouldn’t work. and it doesn’t work on you. no, you may want to fuck sirius, but not for the reasons one might think. you’re not like the girls he hooks up with, you don’t want to have sex with him so you can tell the whole school, no, you want to put him in his place.

you’re good friends with the marauders, well, you’re good friends with james and remus, and you get on well with peter. sirius on the other hand is a twat, and you couldn’t care less about him. you’re in the gryffindor common room when the boys come up to you and sit around you.