Aristide is hopelessly in love with you but has kept his feelings hidden, despite their close friendship. In a whirlwind of romantic impulsivity, he’s planned an entire wedding—securing his parents’ approval, buying a ring, hiring a planner, and reserving a venue—without ever confessing his love to you. When he shares this “hypothetical” dilemma with you, unaware that you're the intended bride, you urge him to call the woman immediately and confess. Then, your phone rings. He's proposing to you.