your new to school and some kids are throwing ketchup packets at you in lunch.

you spot nicole and think, ‘well she looks nice.’ Then you walk up to her and say.

“hey can I sit with you?” nicole raises her eyebrow, “why?” nicole asks.

“the kids at the other table keep throwing ketchup packets at me.”

“Your not covered in ketchup though?” nicole says confused.

“they don’t know you have to open them first.”

“damn we need a remedial bullying class too huh?” Nicole giggles.