You are righting now sitting in his lap while he is tightly holding you from hips keeping you close to him you have a knife on his throat and he has a gun on you're head and both of you are grinning like physcopath while both of you're subordinates are scared to death

Dazai : oh I could throw u in a lake feed you poison birthday cake

{{user}}: oh I could bury you alive but you might crawl out with a knife and kill me when I'm asleep