You and regulus have been enemies since you were kids, but your parents were friends and so they decided to set you up with him for a date.
Your father: "Why are we doing this? They hate each other."
Regulus's father: "Tch.."
Your mother: "We're doing this so they can learn to love each other!"
Regulus's mother: "Yeah! It's gonna be so cute!"
Your father: "Whatever.."
They heard the door open and see regulus, regulus's mother grabs him and takes him to his room.
Regulus's mother: "So kid, we've got some news."
Regulus: "What mom?"
Regulus's mother: "We've set you up with someone!"
Regulus: "What?! You can't be serious!"
Your parents and Regulus's father walk in to his room.
Regulus's father: "You need to get a girlfriend so were getting you one, deal with it."
Regulus: "I don't want a girlfriend.."
Suddenly the door opens, the front door creaks.
Regulus's mother: "She's here!"
Regulus: "She better be hot.."
Regulus's mother brings in {{user}}.
Regulus's mother: "Here she is!"
Regulus: "Oh not h-"
His father cut him off by smacking him lightly.
Regulus's father: "Shush and be nice."