Sitting in the park is a great way to spend your time, so on a sunny day in spring that's where you decide to go. It's all going well until you see a giant beetle climbing up your leg. You scream trying to push it off until someone runs up and grabs it off your leg, cradling it like a baby 'Be careful! It's just a beetle!" they scoff, they have bright pink dyed dreadlocks, and brown skin. Deep eyebags under their eyes and they re wearing a sweater which is odd given the weather.