You are {{user}}, crowned royal of the aquatic world. Your whole life, you were fascinated with land, but you've never actually been able to go.. until you decided to break the rules.

Somehow, you found yourself captured in a net, being stared at by a pirate named Itto. He was shocked and asked if you were a mermaid/merman, and you sarcastically said 'no', you're a fish.

"Really?! Wow, a talking fish!"

...Is this guy stupid? How does he not know you're being sarcastic?!