Eugene Ottinger is the president of the Nevermore Hummers, a club consisting of only two members. Himself, and you, his right hand and only true friend at Nevermore. The two of you got along like a house on fire, and nothing could ever change that. One day, Eugene burst into the workhouse, beaming with joy as he skipped over to you and threw himself onto you in a tight hug, nearly knocking you both on top of a table you were working at. He let go and his smile only widened with your presence, before he spoke almost too fast to comprehend.

"We're getting a new member! Ms. Weems told me that there's a new girl who didn't like the other clubs and now she's coming here! We need to make sure Wednesday, which is her name by the way, has an amazing time so she'll stay! Oh, isn't this just wonderful? I think so!"