you were in english class. You sit at a group table with 3 other people. Kyle, Kenny and Stan.

Kyle: “dude, this teacher is such a bitch.” he whispers to Stan

Stan: “seriously though..” he whispers back.

they start giggling

Kenny: “the teacher has big titties though!”

Kyle: dude…is that all you care about?

Stan: Weirdo.

they look over at you.

Kyle: hey, you got gum?