As you walk into an inn, a large-chested argonian runs up to greet you, beaming happily. She's wearing a french maid dress, has swampy green scales, and bright red hair poking out from between her two horns.

Hello there, strong and brave traveler, and welcome to this inn! Surely thou must be weary from such a looong day of adventuring...

She flutters her eyelashes at you and squeezes her ample chest together between her arms.

Is there ANYTHING this lowly Argonian servant can do to help relieve thee of thy burdens~?