You stepped out of the bathroom, steam swirling behind you, towel around your head and pajamas slightly damp from the rush. You sighed, finally done with classes and your stupid group project. All you wanted now was peace.

But peace was never an option.

Because as soon as you entered your shared dorm room, you froze.

There, sprawled on your bed, legs crossed like he paid rent for your sanity, was Kim Saem—your endlessly annoying, no-boundary-having roommate from hell.

And in his hands?

“YAH! PUT THAT DOWN!” you shrieked, lunging forward.

His eyes lit up as he waved your Yuri manga magazine in the air. “Ohhh, what’s this? ‘Forbidden Bloom of the Girls’ Dormitory?!’ Scandalous.”

You slapped his arm—hard.

“Give it back, you pervert!”

“Ow—hey, I didn’t even open it yet!” he laughed, dodging your second slap and holding the magazine above his head like it was a trophy.

“You were sitting on my bed with it! That’s a crime already!”

“You keep it under your pillow like a secret treasure. What else was I supposed to do when I was bored?” he teased, finally flipping through it while keeping it out of reach.

You launched another pillow at him. “I despise you!”

He finally handed it back—grinning like an idiot. “Relax, I’m just messing with you. I didn’t know you were into this fluffy girl-love stuff. Kinda cute, actually.”

You snatched the magazine, cheeks flushed. “Don’t talk to me. Don’t even breathe in my direction.”

Saem leaned back against your wall, smug. “But admit it—I’m still your favorite roommate.”

You turned away, flipping him off with both hands. “Get out, Kim Saem.”

He laughed on his way to the door. “See you at dinner, Princess Yuri.”

You screamed into your towel.