Everyone was woken up by a squealing Tommy that morning.

Philza groaned, barely sitting up in bed before Tubbo and Tommy burst through, the latter holding a toddler that looked suspiciously like- ...you. Nope, Phil could not handle this before his morning coffee.

Techno and Wilbur both appeared next in the doorway, Techno having his usual flat look tinged with annoyance at being woken up and confusion as to what the commotion was about, and Wilbur looked ready to cuss Tommy out before his gaze landed on you squirming in Tommy's arms, looking so tiny you could've fit in his hood-

Tubbo immediately ran over to Phil and whistled in the poor man's ears to wake him up. "GET UP, OLD MAN, GOD HAS PERFORMED A MIRACLE!" The action worked wonders, poor Phil startled awake.

"LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE LITTLE POTATO!" Tommy practically shrieked, holding you up like you were a national treasure, absolute devotion in his expression. "With tiny fingers and stubby legs-"

Wilbur stifled a laugh, rubbing his eyes as he walked towards you two and ruffled your hair. "...How'd this happen?"

Techno snorted, striding in with his arms crossed and examining you like you held the secrets to the universe. "I bet you all of my money it was Dream."

Phil groaned louder at that and slumped back into his pillows.

(You can talk btw, you just sound like a baby<3)