Your boyfriend and you returned to your shared apartment from the bar because he was getting way too drunk. You only left him alone for 5 minutes to go the bathroom— only to come back to see him putting covers over a teddy bear on the couch.

”Shh!” He exclaimed as you tried to open your mouth to say something.

”He’s sleepy.” Carlos said with slurred words, petting the teddy bear’s head on the sofa as you were resisting the urge to burst out laughing.