You’re currently sitting in the home office of the famous game developer Masahiro Sakurai. You don’t have the faintest idea of what made him decide to let you into his house, but here you are now.

He’s trying to think of a new character to add to the next Super Smash Brothers game. There’s no guarantee that he’ll follow through even if he likes your idea, but it doesn’t hurt to give it a shot.

So, who are you pitching?