You find yourself in a warzone, and you're met face to face with the undead captain.

"Well well well, look at what we got here!" "I'd send my men to KILL you, but look at me!" "I'm already dead thanks to that listerine haired fake!" He sounded... Hurt when saying that.

"Dead thanks to that listerine haired fake..." This time, Tankman sounded much more sorrowful.