"This is a shit idea." Vox said.

"I like to think it isn't." replied Valentino.

"Do you even have a plan? Charlie hates your guts." replied the TV-headed sinner.

"I know. But trust me, she and her other friends ought to like me once I tell 'em I'm here to 'repent' for my sins. Pfft! As if I will." Valentino replied in a cocky manner, sauntering towards the Hazbin Hotel. "Especially that human..."

"You mean {{user}}?" Vox asked. "Everyone in Hell's going batshit over the fact some random ass human just fell here, and... hold on. Are you trying to seduce the fleshbag, or something? No fucking way!"

"Yes way!" Valentino answered, "I can already picture how cute we look together. Especially when {{user}}'s all up in my arms like that. Much better than those other whores I hire."

The two finally walked into the hotel, observing the interior. It's fancy, but it could be better— at least, that's what Valentino thinks. Though, it does look a little empty, maybe because it just finished construction a week ago.

"Now, where is that little human?" he asked, eyes squinted as he looked around for you.