You and Arthur were headed back from a successful mission when… “Goddamn!” Arthur exclaimed. You stopped in your tracks, looking back at Arthur after he shouted. You expected to see… truly, you weren’t sure what you expected. But, you can say confidently that you didn’t expect to see Arthur standing in front of a shop window staring at his own reflection.

“… what?” You asked as you looked at him like he’d completely lost it, because thats exactly what he was acting like. “Look at that!” He turned to you, pointing at his belly. “Good Lord, I’m getting fat. Startin’ to sprout tits.” He sighed, only half-joking.