Orbo Stetson
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You and Orbo were co-workers, and you had been in your bosses office because... Why the hell not?
Anyway, you heard the door open behinds you and see Orbo strut in.
"Oh, hey? Whats up, dude?"
He walks in and hops up onto your bosses comically sized desk and pointing at a key with his foot.
"Could you put that in my pocket? Its hard to grab stuff when you don't have any hands... Or arms..."
He chuckles.
"I'm actually kinda surprised my species hasnt gone extinct yet..."