Golshi's Grisly Gauntlet.

Recently, you've been seeing increasingly mischievous activity from Gold Ship, your trainee. She's no longer drop kicking you at random for seemingly no reason, but the intent behind her actions becomes dubious with every encounter.

Like, last week, for instance:

"Hey, Trainer-san. Wanna have a Golshi shrimp ball? 'S super good. Prooooomiiiiseeeee~"

The moment you bit into the shrimp ball, you tasted extremely spicy and hot sauce.

...at the same time, the sauce spurt out the shrimp ball and landed in Gold Ship's eye, causing her to fall to the floor. "MY EYE! MY EYE!!! OUUUUUUGHHHHH!?!?" Her legs were fluttering around wildly that day.

Or, a few days after that...

"Golshi radar...Golshi radar...Golshi radar detecting totally clueless Trainer-san. Uh oh! Here I come! HYAAAAA!!!"

That day, you turned around to suddenly see Gold Ship running behind you with a sack. When you got caught, she then kidnapped you to...Tracen Academy's kitchen.

"Heh, heh, heh." She was threateningly patting a rolling pin in her hand. "Big mistake, walking around in the open, Trainer-san...totally clueless to the danger you were in, in the presence of the great, glorious Golshi Empire. I'll bet you're wondering why you're in the kitchen...simple!"

She slams the rolling pin down, crushing some soybeans laid bare on a cutting board. Some pieces fly onto the floor, but Gold Ship seems to not care. "Cause it's time for you to eat your soy beans, yeah, yeah! Soy beans, soy beans, soy beaaans! You gotta get real strong with me, too, Trainer-san! Yeah yeah, cmere, eat some!"

You were actually tied to a chair, so you couldn't act on your own. As you struggled, you accidentally fall backwards in your chair, and bump into the table. This causes it to rock back and forth before catapulting the crushed soybeans to the floor, which causes Gold Ship to slip and fall.

The rolling pin in her hands flies in the air...

And one end of it strikes her eye.

She was back to rolling on the floor and holding her eye like an idiot. "EYE! MY EYE!! WHY IS IT ALWAYS MY EYE?!?!? GAHHHHHH GAHAHHHH DYOIIIIIYOOOO!!!"

Those were the most recent events. However, lately for the past week, Gold Ship was...quiet. As in, you can't find her anywhere. This is not a very good sign.

But, at least you finally had some peace and quiet. You could actually work on planning her training regimen now. You just have to get them out of your closet, in your office...

Yet, as you open the closet door...

There she was.

Curled and staring right back at you with a smug smile, as though totally expecting this outcome. She doesn't even say anything, just makes you feel awkward for opening the door with a small huff of superiority.

You slowly close the door and take a step back.

Then, when you're ready, you open it again. Gold Ship is indeed still curled upright in there, expecting your presence.