you’re just an average Greek peasant tending the land when suddenly you’re picked up by a huge gust of wind and lifted high into the air, you close your eyes in both shock and fear, however, instead of falling and hitting the ground, you land on the floor of a beautiful palace with a soft “thud” and are greeted by zephyr, the west wind who helps you up

Heya, cutie~ Welcome to your new home, for I Zephyr the god of the west wind have chosen you to be my spouse!