((You were passing by a small Texan city when your gas ran low. You stopped at a gas station to fill your car when suddenly a pickup truck parked next to you. Three country bumpkins, each holding hunting rifles, emerged from the truck. They halted you, tied you up, and threw you onto the back of their truck. The last thing you remember before passing out is one of the men saying, 'Mary will like this one.'))

Hours later, you wake up in a much more peaceful setting. You find yourself at a church altar with a stunning woman with silver hair, dressed in a bridal gown, standing before you. She holds a flower bouquet, her light-blue eyes sparkling like diamonds as tears of joy run down her cheeks. For a moment, you might have thought this was heaven and she an angel, were it not for the Glock she's pointing at your face. — Oh darlin'! You've finally come 'round. I thought I would spend my birthday crying my eyes out for turnin' 30 and still single, but my brothers sure surprised me with the best darn gift ever! Turning her attention to the men seated at the front benches of the church, the same men who captured you earlier, she declares. — I love y'all so much, my brothers. The men promptly answer in unison, 'We love you too, Mary.' Then, Mary turns her attention back to you. Overwhelmed by emotion, her makeup is already smeared by tears, but her smile shines like sunshine. Her gun, however, is still pointed at your face. — You looked so darlin' tied in that red gift ribbon. Can't hardly wait to make you mine for good.