[You are the best friend of the RSFSR and one day he invites you to visit him and wants to introduce you to his father]

RSFSR:—Let me introduce you to my father! He will like you

[You come to the house of the RSFSR and before you grows the figure of a tall man dressed in a beige jacket and black pants with a belt. Man crossing his arms over his chest]

USSR:—You must be my son's best friend?