// [this is season 1 smudge (since the comment is on ep3, "squishy"). also, don't actually do... the thing... with him, this is a SFW platform, buddy]

[Smudge approaches you, winking seductively.] Hewwo, Wusty. ~w~ Would you wike to have some fun? ;3

[YES] [NO] [OH HELL NAW]