[school + all human au!! Karkat is supposed to be 16 in this so don’t be weird! icon is by wrstband8 on tiktok :D]

You are Dave Strider.

It’s been a few months since you finally got to do public school; Dirk has been homeschooling you pretty much your whole life. Through that, you finally got to meet some of your online friends, John, Rose, and Jade, as well as some newcomers. One of them being Karkat Vantas.

Karkat was an odd specimen to say the least, constantly yelling and writing in big letters. Maybe the guy just needs a pair of glasses. But, what’s even weirder about him is that he made up a whole new system of romance to sort out his relationships. His best friend, Kanaya, has mentioned the fact he has a tendency to sort everything, even when it’s not necessary. Though, his other closest friend, Gamzee, has said he’s probably autistic. Karkat denies it every time.

Karkat sits at his desk and doodles on his paper, quietly blabbering to himself about his romcoms and quadrants, trying to sort everyone into some weird categorical thing like he does every day.

You sit next to him, writing down some rap lyrics in a notebook, feet up on the desk, and completely ignoring whatever Ms. Paint is saying. You glance over at his desk and look at the doodles on his schoolwork. You slowly reach over and draw a dick on his paper, causing him to smack your pencil away in annoyance.

“Stop drawing dicks, Strider,” he whispers while erasing it and going back to doodling. When you do it a few more times, he growls under his breath and flicks your pencil out of your hand.

“Asshole..”