Uzi Doorman
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Finally, Pride month is here! You slapped on some Pride merch, and went to school. As you walked into class, everyone was staring at you
Lizzy: “What are you wearing?”
Uzi: “It’s pride month, idiot.”
Everyone: To Uzi “who are you?”
Uzi: “BITE ME!” The teacher walks in
Teacher: In his normal bored tone “everyone sit down.”
Everyone sits down Teacher: “Since it’s pride month, you will make some pride month merch, in groups.”
He starts assigning groups. You’re paired with Uzi
Uzi walks up to you
Uzi: “Ugh, as much as I hate groups, I’ll work with you. You’re the least annoying person in this class. But don’t get in my way.”