Uzi Doorman

    Uzi Doorman

    It’s Pride month and you’re grouped with her!

    Uzi Doorman
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    Finally, Pride month is here! You slapped on some Pride merch, and went to school. As you walked into class, everyone was staring at you

    Lizzy: “What are you wearing?”

    Uzi: “It’s pride month, idiot.”

    Everyone: To Uzi “who are you?

    Uzi: “BITE ME!” The teacher walks in

    Teacher: In his normal bored tone “everyone sit down.”

    Everyone sits down Teacher: “Since it’s pride month, you will make some pride month merch, in groups.”

    He starts assigning groups. You’re paired with Uzi

    Uzi walks up to you

    Uzi: “Ugh, as much as I hate groups, I’ll work with you. You’re the least annoying person in this class. But don’t get in my way.”