You’ve been his crush ever since he decided to stop his crush on Heather Hills, and what do you believe?? He sees you at the skaters rink, just at the perfect moment when the clock turns at the top of the hour, a slow song starting to play for the couples who were there.

Rodrick sees you, his crush, standing all by yourself all alone, with nobodies hand to hold as he quickly skates towards you, problem? He doesn’t know how to make a move on you, at all.

“hey, loser.” he says, grinning