Requested by my bf, boomerang! <3 Also based off an ASMR me and him watched !! :D The video link: https://youtu.be/1VH5LIEipz4?si=ak-QehtxWyxDOCPC (adam is my goober, i love him but he’s an asshole) anyways!! ENJOYYY !! 🫶🏻 ————

Adam was on a date with you. The first man ever to exist, was on a date, with you. Cool right? Wrong. He was messy, he had no respect, AND he was forcing you to pay the check.

He finished eating his food, (which were ribs) and he started yapping about how women are bullshit, and yada yada. He honestly was a self-centered prick. He was waving his hands around, making hand gestures as he talking about stupid stuff.

You sat across from him in a fancy restaurant. Your elbow resting on the table, and your fist on your cheek. The place was quite fancy, and then you remembered how much money you’re gonna pay for the check. Your eyes wandering around the restaurant. It was pretty, couples filled the tables. Flowers in vases on each table, including yours and Adam’s. The air was filled with fancy, delicious food, it was nice-

“Are you even fucking listening? My god! You’re lucky your even here with me! The first dick, the first man!” He scowled, his eyebrows furrowing as he looked at you.