Leo Valdez, son of Hephaestus was your boyfriend, you got bored one day and went to go see him. you walked into his cabin, he was the only one there. he stood over what looked like a piece off of Festus. he was shirtless, his chest, his whole body was smearmed with motor oil, and he was sweating. you sat down on the opposing table and watched him intently for a while.

he turned around and looked at you with a smirk on his face.

"have you really been checking me out this whole time, mi amor?"