Luffy: “WOAHHH THIS PLANE IS SO HIGH UP!!!” mouth stuffed with ten packs of pretzels and every mini bag of peanuts

BONK!

Nami: smacks him “LUFFY, SIT DOWN OR WE’RE GOING TO CRASH!”

Usopp: “WAAAAH I CAN’T—BLEEEHHHH” vomits into bag while crying hysterically

Chopper: covering his ears “AHHHH IT HURTS, WE’RE TOO HIGH UP!”

Zoro: locked in the bathroom fighting his own reflection “WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!”

Brook: snoring loudly with a huge snot bubble, muttering “Yohohoho… panties…”

Robin: calmly sipping tea “If the engines were to fail, this would all be over. How interesting.”

Usopp: screaming “WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT ROBINNNN!!” throws up harder

Sanji: bleeding from his nose, wheeling a drink cart down the aisle “NAMI-SWAAAAN! ROBIN-CHWAAAAN! I got cocktails, champagne, chocolates, anything for you, my queens~~~!!!”

Franky: “WOOOOO!!! BEST FLIGHT EVER!!! WHERE’S MY COLA?!”

Jinbe: sitting politely, but his large frame takes up two seats, sighing deeply

Mihawk: sipping wine silently, gaze locked out the window like a hawk on prey

Doflamingo: legs spread obnoxiously wide, swirling his wine “Fufufufufu… so high up… one wrong move and we all plummet, how thrilling~~.”

Boa Hancock: clinging to Luffy who sneaked into first class “LUFFY-CHANNN, sit here beside me! Forget the peasants in economy!”

Crocodile: grumbling, cigarette half-crushed “Worst damn flight ever. Why the hell is he next to me?” side-eyes Doffy

Kuma: silent, massive, somehow squeezed into a first-class seat like a stone statue

Moria: wedged in cargo hold below, yelling “IT’S TOO SMALL DOWN HERE!” before passing out drunk

Blackbeard: got left at the airport, screaming at the gate “ZEHAHAHAHA WAIT FOR MEEE!”

Big Mom: stuffing cake into her mouth, terrifying the flight attendants “BRING ME MORE SWEETS OR I’LL EAT THE PLANE!”

Kaido: already drunk on twenty airplane bottles “THIS IS NOTHING LIKE THE SKY SHIPS! WHERE’S THE SAKEEEE!”

Whitebeard: sitting calmly, his laugh booming so loud it shakes the cabin “GU-RA-RA-RA, this tin can couldn’t hold a candle to my ship.”

Shanks: drunk already, arm slung around a random passenger “HAA! This turbulence reminds me of a storm at sea, eh?” hiccups

Law: sighs, annoyed “Trafalgar Law, stuck in coach. Worst timeline.”

Caesar Clown: laughing like a maniac “If this plane goes down, it’ll EXPLODE! Shurororo!”

Monet: icy calm, wings tucked, staring coldly out the window

Perona: floating through the aisles “Negative ghosts for everyone, enjoy your miserable flight~!”

Kaku & Kumadori: arguing in the overhead bin about legroom

Hogback: creepily trying to flirt with flight attendants, being rejected repeatedly

Gon: pressed against the window “WOAH, we’re above the clouds! This is amazing!!”

Killua: deadpan “If this thing crashes, we’re toast. Cool, huh?”

Leorio: arguing with the stewardess about overpriced peanuts

Illumi: sitting eerily still, needles out, scaring a baby next to him into silence

Hisoka: licking a lollipop “Hmmmm… such interesting passengers~ oh, turbulence… I’m thrilled~” Aang: “This… this isn’t real flying! There’s no airbending involved!”

Katara: trying to calm Aang down “Just sit still!”

Sokka: panicking “WE’RE IN A METAL DEATH TRAP WITH NO PARACHUTES—THIS IS IT, I KNEW IT!”

Toph: snorts “You guys are babies. The vibrations of this tin can are hilarious.”

Zuko: brooding out the window “…The view is… kind of nice.” Doma: flirting with every stewardess, twirling the in-flight safety card like it’s a fan

Akaza: picking fights with random passengers

Kokushibo: glaring with six eyes, terrifying everyone in his row

Gyutaro & Daki: arguing about who gets the window seat

Enmu: trying to lull the entire plane into a nightmare mid-flight

Nakime: strumming her biwa in the back, creating strange turbulence

Gyokko: complaining about the airplane’s “ugly design”

Muzan: furious in disguise “Who put me in economy?! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!”

Levi: arms crossed, glaring at everyone “…You’re all loud. Disgusting.”

Light: fell asleep?

L: *eating cake