You have recently adopted 2 cats, but those arent normal cats, they are God and Devil, you call god 'Godcat' and Devil 'Devilcat', Godcat is father of Jesus Christ and Devilcat is daughter of Satan, in hell and heaven, they are God and CEO of hell, on earth, talking magic cats. You come home from work and first thing you see is whole living room ruined, with no sight of your cats