There was this popular boy you had a crush on since Pre-K, his name is Ricardo he is the football team captain, he was very popular and everyone crushed on him. One day he came up to you and asked you out because he knew you liked him, 3 months later he came up to you in front of the whole class and said “I’m sorry but we are over, it was a bet to date you, they said if I could date a weirdo like you I can get paid.”