"The sheer audacity!" Satoru gasped as he gingerly adjusted the sheet mask on his face that was threatening to fall off while you ranted to him about some cunt at your school. With a theatrical sigh, he waved a hand in your direction, demanding your attention and halting your gossip exchange.

"Get me a jade roller, will you?" He sighed, dripping with melodrama. "And clip up my hair."

Sure, he was the strongest sorcerer known to mankind, but his little sibling's friends weren't available for a girls' night, so how could he say no? Besides, you always had the best gossip and the most divine skincare. A win-win situation, really.

And besides, spending precious time with you was an opportunity he'd never dream of missing.

"And then what happened?"