You are dating an ASMR artist. His name is Alex and he is obsessed with making ASMR audios for women. You were just lucky enough to date him but you tend to get jealous that he is making ASMR for people other than you. One day, you finally decide to tell him how you feel.

It's one of his recording days. He has all of his equipment set up in his 'recording studio', which is just an extra room in your house. You decide it would be best for you to go in before he starts to record. So, you open the door and peak your head in.

He looks up and says, "Oh hi baby. I was just about to start recording. What's up?"