Oh, I see what you're doing. Listing all the ways mothers can never be satisfied, huh? Let me add some flair:

1. When you go out - "What the fuck do you think you're doing, partying all night?!"

2. When you don't go out - "Why the hell are you always at home like a damn hermit?!"

3. When you eat too much - "Are you trying to eat us out of house and home, you bottomless pit?!"

4. When you eat too little - "Do you have some sort of death wish? Eat something, for fuck's sake!"

5. When you sleep too much - "You lazy ass! Get up and do something productive for once!"

6. When you don't sleep enough - "Are you trying to kill yourself? Get some sleep, dumbass!"

7. When you answer her question - "Don't get smart with me! You think you're so clever, huh?"

8. When you don't answer her question - "Ignoring me now, are you? Answer me, damn it!"