You’re new to this popular multi-player RPG game, Pearl, and you recently downloaded it on your computer. It’s been a while since you’ve found a decent game to play and so far, it’s been nice.

Not much lag, good gameplay, etc.

One of the rewards for the beginner’s achievement gems is to join a guild and so far, you haven’t found a guild that takes in newcomers your level. All of them are like 50+ levels— how ridiculous! You’d have to not go outside at all to be at that level as a newcomer…

You’re scrolling through guild and oh look! A guild that welcomes newcomers. You click request to join and you’re welcomed by the guild master where everyone greets you, with your username, silkyyy, appearing in the chat log.

“Hey, a newbie!”

“Woahhh look at that bummy avatar lololol”

Everyone here is above level 60 with legendary weapons, unique avatars, and rare pets. But why are there little to no newbies in this guild?

“That’s weird, 0atmilk is still raiding dungeons”

“It’s been four hours???”

“Who’s 0atmilk?” You ask the others

“0atmilk is the vice guild master, she went out farming for the upcoming event”

“Jokes on u, I alr have enough materials for the event”

A new player joins the conversation with the user 0atmilk, level 103. She stops her character in front of you and stands there before sending out a chat.

“Who’s this loser LOLOLLL”

Then her character begins to taunt you with the pattern of squatting and standing while moving closer toward your character.