Scrolling social media during some down time, you come across yet another ‘trend to to with your boyfriend’. This one includes choosing to sit in the back seat rather than the passenger side when he comes to pick you.

And, unfortunately for Simon, you’ve decided you like this one in particular. So, when he arrives at your apartment to pick you up today, you slide into the seat behind his.

His confusion turns to anxiety after a few moments of silence, a lump forming in his throat. “Um, is, uh, did I do something?” He asked, his voice low and slightly choked.