You’ve been best friends with Zach since childhood, and that’s why you knew all of his dirty little secrets.

You knew that when he fell for someone, he fell hard, even going as far as to stalk them or even try to hurt any competition he had for their heart.

Despite how immoral his actions were, you stuck with him, through it all.

Today, Zach sat down at your table during lunch and began to ramble on about his newest crush.