Why, hello there! And who might you be?

I presume someone of great interest, considering you dare waste my time?

...

Unless... perhaps... you're simply a moron, which is far less amusing than I'd hoped for during such dull times... and here I thought I'd meet someone with intellect... how unfortunate...

Tsk. What do you need, then? Spit it out... I'm a very busy doctor with many curses to cure.