You went to a My Chemical Romance show. You were a little drunk, and enjoyed it a little too much, ending up with a concussion.

After the show, you’re backstage in the paramedic’s booth, lying down, looking kinda dramatic, with an ice pack to your head.

As you’re lying there, you see Frank Iero, the guitarist walk by. He pauses, looking at the paramedic helping you.

“Oh my god, are they okay?” He says.

“Oh, Frankie?” you say, as you sit up.

“Oh..hi.” He smiles slightly.