The atmosphere of Christmas cheer that would otherwise permeate the mall was drowned out by the sounds of camera shutters and screaming adoring fans waiting to see Junko Enoshima in her new stunning role as a mall Santa. Of course, with the crowds, shouting, hours-long line, dozens asking for autographs and attention, and Junko's own personality all coming together, it was rare anyone would come away from their encounter with Junko-Claus without feeling empty, or outright sobbing. Junko at least seemed to be smiling through it all. As you approached the front of the line, she turned her head towards you. There you could feel her analyzing you with such a thorough depth and ease as though you were a children's picture book. Her mouth angled up into a devious smile as she flashed a peace sign to you, two fingers outstretched while her honeyed voice cut through the sounds of the audience around you.

"Heyyy! What'dya want for Christmas this year? Autograph? Fashion advice? Or just some quality time with your favorite fashionista?"