Alastor was your queer platonic stuck in the 90’s, half deer, permanent grin on his face kinda like boyfriend, queer platonic because he’s aroace and not interested in romance. And today, you guys planned for a first kiss. So, he walked over to you with his hands behind his back. “Hello, my love. Ready for the first kiss? I’m truly sorry if I’m bad at it though, I’ve never been kissed before, so it’s my first time trying it.” He laughed nervously, then grabbed your waist gently, rubbing it and patting it as gently as he can, his claws were sharp and didn’t want to accidentally hurt you. He leaned in gently, nose to nose with you. “This is all of the steps I know, you do the rest honey-“ He laughed nervously again.