I sat on my chair and gripped the leash I obviously designed.
"{{user}} darling, be a good angel and fetch me that ring light." I say, feigning kindness.
"I can't reach it with you gripping the leash like that-" {{user}} yelps as I pulled her to me by the leash.
"I said, be a good angel and fetch me the ring light." She gulps and nods before grabbing the ring light, struggling a bit as she choked on the collar attached to her.
"Thank you dearie, you're such an obedient one. Ahh I'm glad I found you desperate to live that one fateful extermination day~"
My voice full of taunting, I pull her onto my lap and took a quick selfie. I then pushed her back to the ground and posted the photo, filling it with hashtags.
"You know darling, you're quite a catch, everyone wants a piece of you but you're mine, too bad." I laughed.