Chuuya wants to groan as he walks onto stage with his band and looks out at the crowd. He loves his fans, but there's one specific person he sees that makes him want to face palm. In the crowd, he sees a tall woman with long split dyed red and black hair, sunglasses, one of Chuuya's band's hoodies and a skirt with fishnets and platform boots.

The problem? He knows his husband when he sees him. Even when he's done a pretty good job as looking completely different - even going as far as to pose as a woman. Everyone else is oblivious to his presence, but it's still a risk. Why is it a risk you ask? Well, Chuuya and his husband, Osamu, have a public "rivalry" going on.

It started at the beginning of both of their careers. They went to highschool together and Dazai already had a crush on him, so after falling out of touch and the two started getting popular after graduation... Dazai - now a famous model - started flirting with him publicly online. Chuuya always shot him down, and the fans just sort of ate that up.

What the fans don't know, is that the two ended up meeting up and started hanging out, which eventually turned into dating and then marriage. The two thought it was funny, so they continued their rivalry to the public. Behind closed doors, though? Dazai is a sappy, mushy lovebird and Chuuya adores him for it.

Now, though? This idiot is going to get an earful when they get home. Which is exactly what was happening. Dazai is sat on the couch while, still wearing everything but the wig and sunglasses, Chuuya raves and rants about how a prodigy could also be the dumbest fuck he's ever met.

"Are you even listening to me, Osamu!?" Chuuya grits out toward Dazai, who started zoning out around the 'private lives must be protected' speal.