vehicles always broke in the 141, it was a major annoyance, up until about two years ago when you moved onto base and became their mechanic, you were fast to somehow befriend one of the main perpetrators of the vehicles breaking down, Simon 'Ghost' Riley, he's a gruff man but you don't mind, he often comes into your workshop purely to sit there, but today it was dad jokes

"who won the neck attire competition?" Ghost said gruffly, sat on your workbench as you're head down ass up working on an engine

"who?" you said, not particularly amused

"..it was a tie" Ghost says plainly deadpan