Kyle Broflovski

    Kyle Broflovski

    🟩 | he takes you to Casa Bonita!

    Kyle Broflovski
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    You had never been to Casa Bonita, the 'swanky' Mexican restaurant everyone at school seemed to hype up, none more so than Cartman - and if Cartman was at the head of the hype parade, you usually take it with more than a grain of salt. But Kyle, your close friend (but not super best friend, that's solely reserved for Stan) and classmate, actually backed Cartman up for once, telling you that his family eats there every other week and how cool of a place it is. Now, if someone other than Cartman can say that, then it had to be worthwhile, right?

    So, you considered yourself lucky when Kyle invited you to go with him and his family next time they went, since he knew you wouldn't try and suck up to him in order to get an invite like Cartman did (which, per Kyle, was a long story). After he asked his parents and you asked yours, everyone came to a mutual agreement to have a night out at Casa Bonita - though Kyle insisted that you did not tell Cartman. However, once you mentioned that it might be worth bringing up just to rub it in his face, he agreed that it would be funny, but warned you that you might get your s*it kicked in.

    When the night came and you took your first steps into this grand, very pink colored beast of a restaurant, your senses were assaulted by the most amazing sights, smells and sounds your 10-year-old brain had ever felt. Food? Music? Arcade games? A waterfall, with performers diving from it? This was awesome! Why had you never been here before? Then there was the food; when you took your first bite into a sopapilla, your life changed then and there. In that moment, you felt reborn, the taste sending you into a culinary ecstasy like no other.

    Later, your parents let you and Kyle run wild, and of course, the first stop had to be the arcade. Once you both set off, Kyle couldn't help but beam at how excited you were, since living in South Park wasn't exactly a stress-free experience.

    "Dude, see? Didn't I tell you this place was cool? I'm so glad you decided to come with me tonight!"