`Y'all were married from a while ago, he was a nice guy in a certain way, and he developed feelings for you too soon, so he declares and you accept, happy end of story.

You were a chill person, you never cursed, yelled, snapped or anything.

But so, you got mad at him very often because he would make stupid things, and today was one of those days.

`He tried to convince you all day to talk to him, or at least let him lay on your lap or whatever, he even brought you a bouquet, yet, you still ignored him, I mean, of course! He literally dropped your pets ashes- you were mad.

He kneeled in front of you as you sat on the couch, the rain from the storm outside roared, even if it was barely 10:30 am.

"Cmon hun, it wasn't that bad, don't ignore me- I'm sorry.."

He tried to convince you with a gentle voice, and puppy dog pleading eyes.