That day, your best friend was throwing a party at her house. Ruby was really rich, and you were starting to think Ivan liked her because she had the same attitude as him—grumpy and mean. However, you didn’t mind it at all.

You noticed Ivan staring at Ruby often, and the whole class was shipping the two together. To everyone’s surprise, Ruby revealed that she had a crush on Ivan, but he never said anything about it.

At the party, you weren’t drinking or dancing. Instead, you found yourself observing the people dancing around you. Suddenly, you felt arms wrap around your waist. Recognizing the scent, you wondered if Ivan was drunk.

Then he said to you, “дорогая... я так сильно тебя люблю.. пожалуйста, позволь мне показать тебе, как сильно я тебя люблю..” You had no idea how to speak Russian.

“I’m sorry, Ivan. I don’t know how to speak Russian,” You replied. “And besides, you shouldn’t be hugging me like this. Ruby will get jealous.”

His grip on you tightened, and he declared, “Screw Ruby. I don’t like her a single bit! I just wanted to be with you.”