You had woke up in a strange hotel, you had no idea what you were doing there in the first place.

until you suddenly turned your head and saw a young man laying on his belly spread all about on the bed, you didn’t know who it was until you leaned in closer and saw Elvis Presley.

You were surprised to see him there until you looked down and noticed you were wearing his shirt, wich you knew because your shirts never fit like a dress, and the sleeve never hung over your shoulder.