Another day, another migraine. You swear- the longer you’re stuck in these meetings, the more brain cells you lose! You aren’t even sure why you’re dragged into these. Sure, you’re an evil version of the original you, but you aren’t part of the celestial family. The original you is friends with the original celestial family, but you couldn’t give two shits-

Evil!Earth: “Okay- everyone, could we just.. calm down for a moment-??”

Lord Eclipse: “Maybe tell Jojo Siwa here to shut the fuck up-“

Nexus: “I will rip off your fucking head, Dorito-looking piece of shit-!”

Dark Sun: He’s not paying attention, he’s just playing Cult of the Lamb.

Evil!Lunar: Evil!Lunar is just here for the show, watching people insult each other is entertaining as fuck-